The Lone Drummer

Subject: The Lone Drummer Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:36 pm

BB reports seeing a lone drummer at Avebury who he thinks is a Berber drummer.
He was using large fish bones as drum sticks.

Could this be the Berber Sturgeon?

Subject: Re: The Lone Drummer Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:39 pm

Boom boom!

Could this be a Basil Brush joke?

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Subject: Re: The Lone Drummer Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:56 pm

are you saying there is no plaice for fish jokes?

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On a scale of one to tench that was a great joke to finish on.

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dont wanna carp on about it but has he bream and gone. ?

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Never mind eel be back.

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Heard he was in devizes busking perched on his eels playing the pan pikes.

Subject: Re: The Lone Drummer Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:16 pm

don't musscle in and knock me off me perch!
I'll get crabby and shellfish and all tench about about it!

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Was he the village elver.

Subject: Re: The Lone Drummer Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:18 pm

he was certainly having a whale of a time!

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Good cod. i cant think of any more im all trout.

Subject: Re: The Lone Drummer Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:29 pm

you not shark enough?

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heard he's a dab hand with the drums, but maybe avebury's the wrong plaice for him.

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Subject: Re: The Lone Drummer Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:48 pm

he seemed to be a man with a lot of sole not a man-of-war.
Maybe he was Marlin?

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I did see some young eels ironing some cooper jeans...

Elvers Press Lee!

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Although its a greyling area minnow what you mean but you take the wrong approach and rudd be best if you just shut your dace.

Subject: Re: The Lone Drummer Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:52 pm

Holy Mackrel. I'd better Mullet over...

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That was a Gud geon !

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Subject: Re: The Lone Drummer Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:56 pm

I'm begining to flounder with all this herring about...
I'd better Sieze the day.

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Dont get snapper with me. !

Subject: Re: The Lone Drummer Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:03 pm

maybe he was a Barbel Sturgeon?

Subject: Re: The Lone Drummer Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:05 pm

if he's finished with his Drum he's probably Dragonet back home

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All white bait haddock know what you getting at.
Maybe he was a travelli sales man. !

Subject: Re: The Lone Drummer Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:10 pm

well it is Halfmoon in the Hamlet so expect Mora this sort of Fang

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Pete its dover sole stop it, i dont know what you mackerel in all this fuss about.

Subject: Re: The Lone Drummer Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:13 pm

at least he could play a Tuna

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So this is what I've been missing while my mouse was broken! lol!

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I think this is what's called laughing in the face of adversity....... and very entertaining it was too.

Good to see you back Rose, glad to hear you've got a mouse in the house. I've just a broken (again) boiler to contend with. Never mind, someone once said cold showers are good for the sole.

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I'm not even going to try a fishy pun - there can't be any left!!! I'm impressed that you got another one in June!
This thread reminds me of Peter Cook and Dudley doing their thing, perhaps this is an act for the Avebury Festival stage ...."Here we have PeteG and Megadread with their fish related patter".
(My Great Grandad was a Wholesale Fishmonger in the Market in Birmingham - he would be so proud!)
lol!

Subject: Re: The Lone Drummer Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:58 pm

I suppose we could amke a few Squid Clowning around and no Miss Skate!